Wrimos of Hawai'i

Hey gang, I've got project for GPECWAOSH to tackle, if you're up to it. This one'll have to wait till Mike's back in town. Maybe after the next Showdown. It's Weird Al style parody music video of "Your Love is a Lie" by Simple Plan as sung to GladOS by the (unnamed) main character of Portal.

Watch the video and sing along with the new lyrics:
Your Love Is A Lie

GPECWAOSH “The Cake Is A Lie”
Original Lyrics by Tony Pisculli

I used to work on the factory floor
But now I’m here, in a room without a door
Tell me – what’s going on?
I feel a lurch in my abdomen
I take a shit and you take my “specimen”
Say you’re gonna “keep score”

You’ve got me running through a maze
Rooms and hallways all the same
But I’ve got to find the exit
Play the game behind the game

I’m a “volunteer” for Aperture Science (that’s your story)
You’ve been lying to ensure my “compliance” (mandatory)
And you tricked me into frying my only companion
(But) I know, I know, the cake is just a lie (lie)
It’s nothing but a lie (lie)

You’ve got no empathy
And I suppose that you could blame me
Cause I burned out your core
But after all of the times that you tried to kill me
Did you think that revenge wouldn’t thrill me?
Time I evened the score

But you’ve got me running circles
Can’t remember my own name
Still I’ve got to find the exit
Play the game behind the game

I’m a “volunteer” for Aperture Science (that’s your story)
You’ve been lying to ensure my “compliance” (mandatory)
And you tricked me into frying my “weighty” companion
But I know, I know, the cake is just a lie (lie)
It’s nothing but a lie (lie) You’re nothing but a lie

(chorus repeats)

The cake is just a lie

More Portal video goodness (for inspiration):
Still Alive
The Device Has Been Modified